Birthday Quotes

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Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny birthday quotes are some of the funny lines that friends usually wish to make someone’s birthday memorable. If you want to grab someone’s attention on this happiest occasion, then you need to send some naughty and funny lines as a birthday wish. These birthday quotes put a smile on someone’s face and remind him of deep care and affection for him.  There are different other quotes on birthday but it the best option to go for funny birthday quotes because they put a great impression. You can send these quotes to your loved one as well as your brother and sister.

These birthday lines are somehow different, so it will be wise to go for funny lines instead of saying the same lines again and again. Let me tell you that your joke should not hurt someone’s feelings. It must not be humiliated and insulting. Pick the right words wisely and use them accordingly. Funny birthday wishes would make you someone special as compared to other friends. According to a report, 75% of girls in the world like funny guys. Maybe it is your lucky day. You can target someone’s age while choosing a funny quote, but I am sure he/she will not forget your birthday wish for months.

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

The more you enjoy and celebrate your life,the more is in life to celebrate.

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

I was brought up to respect my elders, and now I don’t have to respect anyone.

George Burns

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

Cora Harvey Armstrong

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“The good thing about getting older is if you don’t want to do something you can say, I’m too old to do that!”

Kate Summers

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th.”
Gloria Stuart

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“Today is the youngest you are ever going to be;
But today is also the oldest you have ever been to.
So make the most of it!
Good Day!”
Nicky Gumbel

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.”
Ogden Nash

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”

Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“You look 22, you feel like 18, you act like your 10, guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th”

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it.”
Greg Tamblyn

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.”
Anthony Powell

Funny Birthday Quotes

“If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.”
George Burns

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there

is nothing you can do about it. “

Golda Meir

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

“Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.”
Mark Twain

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes
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